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Welcome To The Funny Monkey's Jokes Page!
Here You Will See All Kinds Of Jokes From... THE FUNNY MONKEY!!!! Shown At The Top Of The Screen!!!
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Someone Was Wearing The Guy In Blue's costume...(Melvin)®
Person 2: Where'd ya get your costume
Melvin:that... is a secret
Person 2: e-bay?
Melvin: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?
Person 1: I know what your thinking, and it's crazy.
Person 2: BUT WHAT IF MONKEYS REALLY COULD FLY?!?®
yo mama so skinny,she needs a belt for her belt!®
yo mama so stupid, she used a ruler to measure how long she slept!®
yo mama so ugly,she made an onion cry!®
yo mama so stupid,when she tryed to call 911, she saw no eleven on the phone!®
JOKES VERY FUNNY! Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and down came the skittles.
Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo Mama is so fat she went in the ocean and all the whales started singing,"We are family".
Yo Mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball.
Yo Mama is so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didn't fart to intoxicate half the population.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo Mama is so fat that she owes the IRS $100,000 from using all that toilet paper.
bill, Jim, and scott share a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor
Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in
the car!"
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".
"What do you think?" one asked the other.
The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first.
"Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"
On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished."Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor."That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?""Only two weeks."Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."